impact calibration

The technical terminology for hitting any sort of electronic device to get it to work properly; a solid and punctuated smack or slap.

"Theo noticed the screen on his iPad was slightly scrambled so he quickly implemented the impact calibration principle to the edge of the device. One good smack and the screen was clear as the blue sky on a summer's day.

by MCBassGuitar May 18, 2016

Soul Calibur

A series of fighting games produced by Namco. Well known for its strategic battles, numerous amounts of weapons, and the fact that the female characters' outfits get smaller and breasts get bigger in every installment.

Eric: Man, Ivy's gonna be nude in Soul Calibur V.

Joe: Isn't her main weapon a whip?

Eric: Yeah, why?

Joe: Kinky.

by Ninja of the Bong March 26, 2008

Caleb

Some one with a massive schlong and not afraid to say it

Caleb has a horse cock

by Raspberry Frog July 27, 2020

calabash uncle

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.

I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009

fat caleb

Fat Caleb is a fat, idiot marshmallow. He is ugly and terrible with girls. He is a player and a cheater. He is known for being on the show "my million pound life"

Fat Caleb is a ugly cheater

by Harley smith March 16, 2017

Men of Timber and Calibre

These are used for men of repute. Men that are highly respected in their community or around the world. These men are power brokers... Stylish, talented, witty, you name it, they command respect wherever they go.

Have you seen the list of the newly appointed ministers, those are men of Timber and calibre.

by popesaint August 6, 2019

calibra

A semi-popular car designed by Opel and sold under various brands by GM, including Vauxhall and Holden from 1990-1998. It was somehow overlooked by many markets in favour of close rivals the Toyota Celica and Nissan 180SX, despite its value for money and impressive looks.
Mechanicals were based on an earlier GM model which was apparently known for its tendency to not work very well all the time.
The 2 door coupe was sold with a range of configurations including an 8v and 16v inline 4, 24v V6, and WRX-eating Turbo 4 with AWD.

The calibra is gaining popularity as a second hand car because of the impressive specs of some configurations.

by kontrol freak November 23, 2005