calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

chinese calendar

When you fuck an Asian or Chinese girl in 365 different positions over the course of 1 round of intercourse.

I went to Chinese buffet last night and ended up Chinese calendaring one of the waitresses.

by Chinese Calendar January 16, 2017

Cajun

The coolest people in the world that makes the best food i have ever tasted!

Those cajuns are having a party down by the bayou!

by cajchic April 1, 2004

nadvent calendar

An advent calendar like any other with 24 windows counting down the days until Christmas. Behind each cardboard flap is the severed testicals of an orphan to reward the eager child.

"Mummy bought me the wrong nadvent calendar this year... i don't like the black ones!"

by Jarlinean June 11, 2006

Calan

A kind caring guy with brains and brawn, the whole package. He’ll be there for you when you’re feeling down, and will always treat you like a queen

Girl: My boyfriend is so sweet
Boy: What’s his name?
Girl: Calan

Boy: Makes sense

by akaashi's-bitch-13 February 27, 2020

Calindel

(Cal-in-dell)

If someone is a Calindel, you're saying that they are possibly the best gamer of all time. Their skills are unmatched.

Wow Calindel, you're fucking amazing.

by Czyk81 May 22, 2008

Calina

Calina is a very beautiful girl with a good heart and she doesn't want to hurt anyone the boys are also crushing on her but she doesn't do anything about it, because she's loyal to one boy that she likes.

Boy:. Oh look, there's Calina
Boy : I wish she would date me uh

by yeetnibba October 24, 2019