California Sweet Stick

When you have a fruit-rollup on your dick and a girl gives you head.

-Antony

She gave me a California sweet stick yesterday.

by Bastasauce April 25, 2010

California Cuddling

A rotten and disgusting act done by mother (covered by a blanket) and father (belly button exposed) laying on beanbags and producing wet smacking sounds. It started on the west coast, but watch out, it’s spreading.

“Hey kids be quiet, don’t interrupt our California Cuddling!”

by RetroJaryon November 24, 2022

Robert California

An absolute legend in the show "The Office." He is the CEO of Dunder Mifflin with Sabre, and acquired his job after talking Jo Bennett, the former CEO out of her job. He can also be referred to as the "lizard king."

Dwight Schrute: "Have you talked to Robert California lately?"
Jim Halpert: "Oh, you mean the fucking lizard king? He's in the conference room."

by TimTheTurtle May 5, 2019

californicate

To fuck up or make like California

Many years ago there was a bumper sticker: "DON'T CALIFORNICATE COLORADO"

by andy1 May 30, 2006

Califaker

A person who pretends they are a native of California. The truth is they have lived in their home town their whole lives and have only been on Choir tour and family vacations to California. They say words like tight, bra, homie and dawg. You can spot a Califaker in the crowd by their Hollister shorts and flip-flops in the winter.

I hate that douche, he is the biggest Califaker.

by d-licious January 21, 2008

Dani California

The first single off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers' ninth album, Stadium Arcadium.

Dani California is the first single from the Chili Peppers since 2003

by Bored as Hell April 23, 2006

Californiality

The quality, essence or philosophy of California, or of a Californian.

Her Californiality became obvious when she asked for tofu and alfalfa sprouts on a hamburger while in Germany.

by Californiality September 15, 2009