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the following sentence is based on a true story: When Cristina went to the movies her face got itchy so she scratched it and when the movie was over and the lights came on she saw that her calashnos fell off.
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The most miserable school in California, possibly the entire country, or heck, maybe the entire WORLD. If you consider yourself a nice, decent person with good morals, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT set foot on the campus of this horrible institution.
The girls? More like, evil demon monster creatures. Oftentimes, their undergarments are more visible than their intelligence. And if the topic of discussion does not involve True Religion jeans, Malibu rum, or which boy has the largest schlong out of the 10 you hooked up with the other night, then it's not important.
The boys? Absolutely despicable in every sense of the word. They have no idea how to treat girls right; their hormones are raging and hence they feel the necessity to hurt as many girls as possible emotionally. I guess you can say many of the slutty Calabasas chicks bring it on themselves, but really, that's not much of an excuse. If you want to spend your days surrounded by boys who spend more time on their appearance than the girls do, then this is the perfect school for you! Some of the guys (and girls, too) at this school may be good looking, but really, since when do good looks compensate for superficiality, shallowness, and bitchiness?
The teachers? HAHA! What teachers? Some of the rudest and most inconsiderate people I have ever met in my life. They always put themselves before their students and enjoy watching the pain and agony their students must endure on a daily basis. Not to mention, I simply cannot fathom WHY half of them are making a living off of being absolutely horrible at what they do- teaching.
The sports? Double HAHA! Thanks to the excessive amounts of alcohol and marijuana and God knows what else residing in the bodies of these student "athletes", we might as well just forgo athletics altogether. Our football team wins 1 game each season (and that's just recently after a 4 season drought), our volleyball team is a pathetic joke, our soccer team should really learn how to kick a ball (FUNDAMENTALS!), and our wrestling team is too horny to focus on wrestling other men.
Many people say that the white-and-grey brick buildings of CHS resemble a prison or insane asylum, and this analogy couldn't be anymore accurate. Because that's exactly what Calabasas High School is... Prison, but with crazy people, too.
The girls? More like, evil demon monster creatures. Oftentimes, their undergarments are more visible than their intelligence. And if the topic of discussion does not involve True Religion jeans, Malibu rum, or which boy has the largest schlong out of the 10 you hooked up with the other night, then it's not important.
The boys? Absolutely despicable in every sense of the word. They have no idea how to treat girls right; their hormones are raging and hence they feel the necessity to hurt as many girls as possible emotionally. I guess you can say many of the slutty Calabasas chicks bring it on themselves, but really, that's not much of an excuse. If you want to spend your days surrounded by boys who spend more time on their appearance than the girls do, then this is the perfect school for you! Some of the guys (and girls, too) at this school may be good looking, but really, since when do good looks compensate for superficiality, shallowness, and bitchiness?
The teachers? HAHA! What teachers? Some of the rudest and most inconsiderate people I have ever met in my life. They always put themselves before their students and enjoy watching the pain and agony their students must endure on a daily basis. Not to mention, I simply cannot fathom WHY half of them are making a living off of being absolutely horrible at what they do- teaching.
The sports? Double HAHA! Thanks to the excessive amounts of alcohol and marijuana and God knows what else residing in the bodies of these student "athletes", we might as well just forgo athletics altogether. Our football team wins 1 game each season (and that's just recently after a 4 season drought), our volleyball team is a pathetic joke, our soccer team should really learn how to kick a ball (FUNDAMENTALS!), and our wrestling team is too horny to focus on wrestling other men.
Many people say that the white-and-grey brick buildings of CHS resemble a prison or insane asylum, and this analogy couldn't be anymore accurate. Because that's exactly what Calabasas High School is... Prison, but with crazy people, too.
by AngryCalabasasStudent May 9, 2009
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Town of the bulimic wannabe MILF Mom, anorexic skank daughter and don't even ask about bubbe.
Bad place filled with neurotic bitches that hate themselves and each other.
Known for conspicuous consumption, until credit gets scarce, then known for freeloading on "friends".
Bad place to be from, as you can't erase the memories.
Town of the bulimic wannabe MILF Mom, anorexic skank daughter and don't even ask about bubbe.
Bad place filled with neurotic bitches that hate themselves and each other.
Known for conspicuous consumption, until credit gets scarce, then known for freeloading on "friends".
Bad place to be from, as you can't erase the memories.
Catty Bitches - even worse than the rest of the West Valley.
My dog ran away to Calabasas, and then ran back scared to death.
Running over a Catty Bitch is a Mitzah.
Danny, buy me a Range Rover because I am a Catty Bitch.
My dog ran away to Calabasas, and then ran back scared to death.
Running over a Catty Bitch is a Mitzah.
Danny, buy me a Range Rover because I am a Catty Bitch.
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2. Another term for a male virgin, not by choice.
A: What about that guy you met last night?
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...
B: That guy? O he was a total Calastana.
A: Ouch. I hope you didn't accidently give him your Number...
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