cage

in computers, the most elite; more elite than any other; above all in eliteness

"Thats so cage!"
"That is the most cage thing I've ever seen"
"Thats not just phu, that's cage"

by Jamie Merlin May 17, 2004

The Cage

The Cage n. An enclosure formed by a girl’s boyfriend at a concert by wrapping his arms around her preventing her to have fun at the show.

Amber was at the Strokes show but she couldn't get into it because Rupert had her in the cage.

by kurtanddave October 27, 2010

cage

a dumb ass noob who sucks the cock at any halo game

you are a total cage you fucking noob

by xxfrank westxx October 2, 2007

wage cage

The establishment where a person is forced to attend during working hours.

See you later honey, I'm off to the fucken wage cage to earn us some bread.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Critter cage

A small, cramped enclosure for inhabitants who may be smelly or nasty.

GAAAWD, the Freshman dorm rooms are a regular critter cage.

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

Chastity Cage

A cage made of plastic, silicone, metal, or another material that fully encompasses a penis. The cage is then locked so it can't be taken off without the key. It's designed to prevent erections & masturbation and is often used in bdsm relationships where the key is given to someone's significant other, called a keyholder. It is still possible to masturbate in them however, either by using a vibrator on the cage or using a dildo in the ass.

My wife locked me in a chastity cage.

by Minecraftfan5610 May 2, 2021

Cope Cage

Shoddily welded cages of sheet metal used by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation during their illegal invasion of Ukraine to protect their modern multi-million dollar armored vehicles against $200K Javelin missiles, despite the obvious fact that they'd be as effective as a wet tissue against a sharpened pencil.

"Hey Ivan, I sure hope these Cope Cages will protect us as we invade this innocent country."
"I don't see why not Vlad, it is not like we used anything but the lowest grade steel and spot welded them together!"

by Dinofriend March 5, 2022