cavemanning

When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

I was cavemanning last night, and my chick saw stars all night long. Lucky she had no black and blue bruises on her forehead or I would be arrested for domestic violence, shit.

by king_muscat April 16, 2010

Caveman Robot

A kind of Everyhuman archetype, we are all robotic primitives, viewing technology as an Arthur C. Clarke kind of magic, We howl and holler in front of the TV instead of the communal fire. We gaze longingly at the image of those most wanted consumer goods, instead of the image of beast to hunt.

He is such a Caveman Robot, he actually thinks that his computer "hates" him.

by Jason Robert Bell February 10, 2003

Captain Caveman's Club

A thick dry stool with a enlarging circumference that becomes increasingly painful to pass.
It resembles captain caveman's club in both shape and size.

Bob: "Why are you crying?"
Jill: "I just dropped Captain Caveman's Club in the toilet."

by Darren Jackson 1972 June 27, 2008

Dirty Caveman

a hardcore stoner or drug addict that sits in his or her basement for weeks in the dark without showering or cleaning themselves in any way.

Tim: is Bill comin out today?

John: no hes just gonna sit in his basement hittin the bowl and smokin crack

Tim: what a dirty caveman

by wetdickallnight October 4, 2011

caveman television

a campfire

Last night we all sat around the camp and watched caveman television

by Juniper Woods July 21, 2009

Catmancer

A person with a supernatural connection to cats. A catmancer's body is frequently found adored by cats. Curiously most deceased catmancers are found without eyes.

When John put Taz in a dress he finished the rites and became a level five catmancer.

by Tacohugs July 31, 2011

caveman dump

The first bowel movement upon return from an extended journey away from home, during which time caveman instincts prevent total fulfillment of this act.

"Oh man, after three days in Milwaukee I took the biggest caveman dump."

by hickory352 March 10, 2014