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Dusty cyclops

Dip your penis into some cake mix and put it in someone’s eye
Yo I just dusty cyclopsed that ho larissa.
by Monkeymanjones June 21, 2021
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cyclops goat

Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.
Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.

Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
by betrayal4life March 9, 2015
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Cyclops Mongoloid

A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.

Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.

Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.

The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.

Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.

Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us

Michele: We better keep our distance.

Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
by KatieLady321 July 25, 2011
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Portugese Cyclops

A sexual act in which one partner inserts his penis underneath the other's eyelid.
A: Why does Susan always wear that eyepatch?
B: About a year ago, I gave her the Portugese Cyclops.
A: High five!
by Oscitant September 27, 2011
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The Cyclops Touch

The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes
The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.
by Daylesford Boys October 9, 2012
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Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.
I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.
by dognuts August 31, 2023
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