Cumquat

When you bust a nut while squatting in that pussy

Mark just cumquated so hard

by UwuXDrawr December 13, 2019

cumquat

cumquat is term used by amateur riddim producers to describe a (wipe) track as "cum worthy"

"Hey, bro, this track is so cumquat, I nutted the bed"
"yeah dude it is cumquat"

by bassfreakofficial May 20, 2020

Cumquat

When you take a gentleman’s pinch of jizz and insert it into your partners ear.

“Megan stuck her finger in my ear during sex, so I gave her a cumquat”

by Royston Maurice Keane November 9, 2021

CUMQUAT

CUMQUAT: can often be found in the South African region near the Three Titties Rivers where the Slap-a-Hoe tribe, lead by Barefoot Pookie, congregate. They have been known on occasions for its Citrus taste and once swallowed to be quite Fergilicious. However, not recommended in the early mornings due to its evening resting causing the temperature to become quite thick and hot like lava…recommended to spit rather than swallow. On the upside, Researchers have found that the juices contain high levels of jissom which are great for your complexion.

-TXGRL903

Ferg…you are such a cumquat!!! Yes I am but think of all the benefits cumquats have to offer!!!

by -txgrl903 September 8, 2023

Cumquat Express

Australian slang for a failed idea or something that didn't work.

I had a great idea but the marketing wasn't up to scratch so it ended up on the Cumquat Express.

by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019

fuck-a-cumquat

An exclamation of frustration akin to "Fuck me!", the repeated "hard-C" sounds balanced in the middle of the phrase creates a syllabic elegance worthy of The Bible, Shakespeare, and JKR Rowlkien.

Girl: that's not my gummy hole!
Boy: O fuck-a-cumquat! This'll do.

by lolicuntissime August 25, 2009

Jewish Cumquat

A sexual position in which four guys cum on a jewish girls face simultaneously

DUDE, last night Dillon, Nick, Cameron, and Brayden totally gave Dina a Jewish Cumquat last night! It was fuckin' awesome! A night she'll never forget!

by Cammonk225 January 9, 2010