poubelle cuisine

Punning French reference (appeared in one French movie, I forget which) to rubbishy food, especially oversold rubbishy food. A poubelle is a rubbish bin. Hence poubelle cuisine as opposed to nouvelle cuisine, geddit?

There, and we take the scrapings from the bin liner, mix it in with a few tabs of stale butter, microwave it for five minutes and they won't know the difference. Voila, poubelle cuisine.

by Fearman February 10, 2008

Lean Cuisine Steamer

Eating an enormous meal then taking a tiny shit no where near equivalent to the amount of food you ate

After 3 trips to the buffet all I could produce was a lean cuisine steamer! Where did the rest go?

by ZMann January 7, 2011

Somali Cuisine

The act of fusing a 69 sex position with the well-known blumpkin foreplay. In which, two people give each other oral sex, and both parties are defecating simultaneously.

"Drew Brees took Oprah out to dinner, then for dessert gave her the Somali Cuisine!"

by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015

machine cuisine

Food from a vending machine.

I didn't have time for breakfast so I got some machine cuisine at the airport.

by Neil Alien August 10, 2009

crack cuisine

delicious combination of goldfish and raisins
named as such for its regular consumption in the crack den

"Yo man, I'm gonna have some of this crack cuisine while you finesse that hose!"

by greenyboy April 13, 2010

Generica Cuisine

Term for generic food served at generic American restaurants.

When I want boring cheap food I like to get Generica Cuisine, it never fails at being average.

Someone asked me how my food was, I said completely average, Generica Cuisine at it's best!

Lets go to Applebees, the food is never great, nor bad, but it's always Generica.

You know a good Generica place by how hard it is to order. When everything is average it's hard to decide.

by Irontime January 29, 2014

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023