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Go Channing

When you have to poop and then you sit on the toilet and there's no downtime between pooping and sitting down.
Last night I had to go channing so hardcore!!!!
by Hagriditia June 5, 2007
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Canning

How the poor and homeless make money, by collecting bottles and cans out of garbage cans, especially in places where there are machines that count the cans.
We went canning, got $20 bucks, guess we will eat today.

I just canned $20, let's go get some booze.
by MastervDisguise November 19, 2018
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Cranking a semi

Having half an erection at the thought of something quite arousing. Not quite full blown but at the same time not quite a flopster.

Other words can be used in replacing cranking, including:

-Nursing
-Pending
-Streaming
etc.
The girl walked by and the boy smiled, only when she looked at him with disgust did he realise he had been cranking a semi.

Ted studdied the Bellaby Continuum with pleasure before realising he was cranking a semi.
by twkomg June 24, 2008
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Channing Tatum Syndrome

When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."

"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
by LouisColling October 4, 2011
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Craning

The act of somebody actively pretending to be minding their own business and diligently completing their own work, but in reality sticking their head out, like a crane, and copying their predator's hard work and claiming it to be their own.
Damn't Dylan, Quit craning my friggin homework!
by cranemaster123 May 19, 2014
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cranking the birch tree

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.
I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.
by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009
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Caranoing

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.
Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!
by QuotingAD May 8, 2014
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