Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

When A white nigga with a dirty butt hole tries to act like a dirty fuckin mexican.

Dirty Mexican: Man that white nigga has fuckin Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

by Some dirty Faggot October 21, 2017

compulsive liar

Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.

Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar

by Retards for life November 21, 2007

compulsive text fag

A man who has the uncontrollable urge to text his loved one (in a needy, gay fashion).

God, he's always being a compulsive text fag wherever he goes.

by Terry Jamile May 28, 2005

compulsive shopper

Being unable to control your need to buy things

My friend is a compulsive shopper, he gets nothing but he buy anything.

by Nonamezs May 4, 2018

compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.

-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder

by dildo777 October 18, 2023

compulsive liar

An ex-boyfriend who tells his knew girlfriend he's a virgin when you remember distincly f*cking him.

Boyfriend:"Honey, I swear I am a virgin!"
Girlfriend:"Well your exfriend says other wise."
Boyfriend:"Uhhhhhh....Well we only did it once"

by 2ey December 25, 2003

Compulsive Lopper

That person who always feels the need to top anything and everything someone else might have or done while being a compulsive liar about it all.

Lori: Have you met Niole?

Lynn: The compulsive lopper Nicole, or the nice one?

by Lynn V June 18, 2008