Uritov Cocktail

A bottle that is urinated into by a long-haul trucker as he is driving and then thrown out the window.

Joe Bob threw a uritov cocktail out his window and splashed into the State Trooper's open window, getting him arrested.

by connorsji May 08, 2008

Cocktail

A phrase generally shouted as warcry while hitting someone over the head when he is not looking with any object intended as a weapon.

James just cocktailed that fool over the head with the his nightstick.

"COCKTAIL!!!"

see, Donkey punched.

by Mr. Sanchez June 10, 2004

council cocktail

Cheap cocktails that you get while out on the piss in town, usually of poor standard

Customer: "I'll have a council cocktail please"
Barkeep: "Will vodka red bull be ok?"
Customer: "Definitely!"
Barkeep: "Safe"

by Rapc October 23, 2008

Mouthwash cocktail

To drink a shot of Tequila chased promptly by a Smint

Best served chilled

We'll take four jagerbombs and one mouthwash cocktail

by Smidster July 10, 2019

Shum Cocktail

“The result of unintentional impregnation with a mix of Shit and Cum - Ejaculating in a woman’s vagina after having had anal sex with ample cock soiling by fecal matter followed by impregnation of the woman where the excrement contaminated the insemination process and hence effects the personal development of the fathered child”.

Look at this dipshit – Ill bet his parents had a Shum Cocktail.

by Nihilist 1 September 16, 2009

Brompton Cocktail

Cocaine, Heroin, and Alcohol mixed together. Given to cancer patients.

Matt: Doc! I'm dying!
Syn: Get him some fucking Brompton Cocktail.
Jimmy *Searching for a steak taco*: Sure.

by RudyTheGreat121 June 20, 2011

Cum cocktail

When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.

In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.

Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.

by Monsieur C January 17, 2014