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Clam Clamp

When a female sticks their labia in/on to a sleeping friends mouth and/or face. Also known as a snail trail. For the male version see Teabag.
Man,
Billy was all passed out with her mouth open and Brenda clam clamped him"
by McGinnis503 April 16, 2009
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Fart clap

When you are hitting it from the back and your partner farts while you are clapping there cheeks, which it makes a fart clapping sound.
Person 1 “Hey did you fart clap that girl last night?”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”
by Xuilzz November 30, 2019
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calpis

1. Calcium enriched soft drink produced in Japan. Encompasses a fairly large product line wich includes carbonated and fruit flavored versions of the drink along with candy and frozen desserts. The most common version of the drink is "Calpis Water," which appears as a milky white liquid similar to milk, yet has a starchy sweet taste and a slightly acid aftertaste.

2. Japanese slang term for ejaculate.
This Calpis tastes funny.
Ore no calpis nonderu yo!
by Susumu November 8, 2004
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Clamps

A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.
by Shed1 June 23, 2019
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i'd clap

A subtle way of saying "I'd fuck the shit outta you"
Guy 1: aye what you think about that one girl from class?
Guy 2: i'd clap ANYDAY
by Granculero July 15, 2017
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Clamp

The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.
What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
by Chubbsy December 10, 2013
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thanksgiving clap back

Comebacks for when your family is interrogating you during holiday get togethers
Aunt: "Shouldn't you be outside with the kids?"
Me: "Shouldn't you be raising yours?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK

Aunt: "When are you going to get a real job?"
Me: " When are you going to get some real eyebrows?"...THANKSGIVING CLAP BACK
by Welcometotheblavkparade March 4, 2016
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