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the man, the myth, the foopa. The NapKings themselves, usually victims of undiagnosed autism, tend to consume mcdonald's so often they are commonly known as Mcbride. Veteran guitar player (G-CHORD MASTER), playing for a whopping 3 days :O but he'll tell you he's a musician!! wOw! Takes approximately 3-5 hours to find a joke, only to forget it :( will nearly coerce you into laughing, but coerces you into plenty other things ;) ***S H I N I N G S T A R*** of the metro produce aisle
dude this guy I know, Drew Mcbride, he's the penultimate cheeks!
cheeks by therealpinky July 2, 2022
The word "cheeks" or the phrase "that's cheeks" is used to describe something that is really bad. It is a version of saying "that's ass", as instead of saying that, one could say the phrase "that's ass cheeks" and shorten it to either "cheeks" or "that's cheeks". This is typically used in New York or the Northeast U.S.
Person A: "Man, my boss just scheduled me for a double even though I was supposed to be off this weekend."
Person B: "Dude that's cheeks"/"cheeks"
Cheeks by mmmyummmmmhmmmmm September 1, 2022
Cheeks-Large damaging buttocks, that at full force, can destroy large homes, cause losses of cars, road cracking, and hurricanes when certain physical activities take place.
Abby came to my house and fell getting out of her car on her cheeks, and my shingles Mmmm foundation cracked.
Cheeks by Teddyt2112 February 25, 2023
To describe something that is ass bro.
Our lawyer Peter is cheeks because he doesn’t give a fuck about answering our questions.
Cheeks by Peter10Diks July 24, 2024
Something that lowkey sucks and is not preferred.
This internet is so cheeks.
Cheeks by SpiceyPitas November 24, 2025

cheeks in the air 

v. When a person, typically a male youth, overcompensates for low socioeconomic status by listening to hard rock or rap and getting tattoos, attempting to portray himself as an alpha male, when in fact he is subservient in the business world due to his poor education and low IQ. He is, in essence, socially and economically subservient, despite his outward rebellion. Hence the phrase: his cheeks are in the air.
Bob: "That dude is always trying to act hard, but he's stuck in this fast food joint working for the man with his cheeks in the air."

Jeremy: "True dat, homie. Word."
cheeks in the air by Prankster November 8, 2016