chonk

When a man ejaculates

I didn't pull out; I definitely chonked inside her.

by RyanDNLXF February 7, 2017

chonk

To participate in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissor's to determine who get's something or wins in any situation where a winner must be selected.

ie. Decide who break's in a pool match.
Decide who will call up to order pizza.
Decide who rides shotgun in a car when other normal avenue's are exhausted.
"Let's chonk for it."

by Diego July 28, 2003

chonk

To steal or jack something.

That's a sick ass watch; you better run before I chonk that shit.

by Racedoor13 December 7, 2006

chonk

a itallion word reffering to mexicans

hey youse chonks get to work

by gwrald January 15, 2008

chonk

another word for a pinch of tobacco

hey ray ray you going to take a chonk with me?

by smuff February 22, 2009

chonk

the process of rubbing a clenched fist up and down your stiff penis untill and white sticky liquid cums out of the end.

he is going to chonk becuase he fancies that girl

by bobbly bobler November 25, 2003

Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.

Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.

by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010