Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted disease, it is curable. Having a 30% chance of having it is a lot.
by Runihura March 17, 2022
Get the Chlamydiamug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Chlamydia And Gonorrhea Is A Do It Yourself Smoke Of Newport Tobacco And Bambú Rolling Papermug. I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
i’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”
simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.
i’m chlamydia.
And that’s really all there is to it.
harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”
simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018
Get the chlamydiamug. by trippleog January 2, 2023
Get the Chlamydiamug. A combination of "horse manure" and "claptrap." A more colorful way to say "bullshit." Used to point out when something is nonsense.
by Supercapcitorfrombeyond August 27, 2016
Get the Horse chlamydiamug. a very small parasitic bacterium which, like a virus, requires the biochemical mechanisms of another cell in order to reproduce. Bacteria of this type cause various diseases including trachoma, psittacosis, and non-specific urethritis.
by Ki11 m3 April 27, 2019
Get the Chlamydiamug. 1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."
2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.
3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.
3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022
Get the Chlamydia Marymug.