Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract
Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke
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chlamydia

something that mason swims gives to women at the great college of Gettysburg.
Hey did you hear that mason swims gave another girl chlamydia?
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Chlamydia

a very small parasitic bacterium which, like a virus, requires the biochemical mechanisms of another cell in order to reproduce. Bacteria of this type cause various diseases including trachoma, psittacosis, and non-specific urethritis.
Chlamydia:

Do you know what is worse than Logan Paul?
Nothing
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Chlamydia

Chlamydia is a sexually transmitted disease, it is curable. Having a 30% chance of having it is a lot.
Oh my God Lauren and Sophie have Chlamydia.
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Chlamydia

Jake hobbo has chlamydia!!! Stay away!!!
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chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

i’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

harvey: “all you ladies pop your pussy like this, shake your body, don’t stop, don’t miss”

simon: “just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now, lick it good, suck this pussy just like you should”
i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today
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Chlamydia

something yo ass gon get if you keep fucking other people
Clara got chlamydia because she was messing around with other dudes.
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