Mac and Cheesus

When you rub cheese on your girl's vagina in the shape of a cross and start to say the rosary while strangling her with it.

Dude, I did a mac and cheesus on Debra yesterday!!!

by DoctorKing November 07, 2018

Cheesus Fries and Crust

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

by 100hampsters October 09, 2020

Louise Cheesus

She will be the cheesy version of jesus and make everyone praise her or death will be imminent she is also an eshay and very fruity

Nelly: Have you worshipped out one and only fruity god?
Ben: no I have not worshipped Louise Cheesus however I appreciate her cheesy ness

by Yeeting goats again August 11, 2021

Louise Cheesus

Louise Cheesus is a god who makes everyone pray to her and she is likely super fruity and evil.

Nellie: Have you recently praised our cheesy god , Louise Cheesus
Ben: No I have not recently praised our cheesy god

by Yeeting goats again August 11, 2021

Cheesus

A portmanteau of the terms "mom cheese" and "Jesus", i.e. a mother who always supports her kids, despite the fact that they may be fukin bastards.

I was locked up last week, but Cheesus came to my rescue yet again.

by livefreediedirty May 04, 2021

Cheesus

Cheesus is our Grate lord. He summons cheese down from the heavens. This can also be used as an exclamation.

"Thank Cheesus. it's raining cheese!"

by WizzardLord September 04, 2021

Cheesus

A holly horny person that has a lot of knowledge about mozarella and meme refrerences

Students at the hospital :
-after penetrating the tube, the liquid comes out
- that was she said EEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEE

-Deamn ismail najimi, u r such a cheesus

by oXXilya December 25, 2018