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Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt
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Get the cabtfwtfe mug.A designation given to someone who is beyond clueless on statements that are more than obvious to everyone else
Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.
This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Someone who is slow to catch on or major dense. When references are made that they should know they respond with 'HUH?'. Typically you need to repeat it 2 or 3 times and then after the 3rd time you have to break down get all upset and explain it in gory details to them.
This was coined as iridium is the densest material known to man.
Can someone please explain winders logic to Captain Iridium? I have told him three times already and will kill myself if I have to again.
by 1337c0d3d00d December 5, 2011
Get the captain iridium mug.An obsessively secretive person who constantly locks his/her doors, pretends is always in meeting or heaving some dates and can never give a straight answer to a simple questions. In reality the person is a complete phony and tries to put himself above others. In fact the person is a complete dickhead.
Mike: Hi Al what are you doing today for lunch?
Al: I can not tell you I am doing some important stuff.
Mike: Stop playing some kind of fucking Captain Security. Everybody in the office knows it is all bullshit. You have lunch all alone in the basement and nobody ever call you for a meeting.
Al: I can not tell you I am doing some important stuff.
Mike: Stop playing some kind of fucking Captain Security. Everybody in the office knows it is all bullshit. You have lunch all alone in the basement and nobody ever call you for a meeting.
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The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"
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