e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.

eat your pussy till you cum in my face

Random guy, “Hey can I e.y.p.t.y.c.i.y.m.f.?”
Random girl, “ OMG PLEASE SEX ME NOW DADDY!!!”

“e.y.p.t.y.c.i.m.f.” Simply means “eat your pussy till you cum in my face” which is something you may ask your girlfriend or someone you want to hookup with over text as an abbreviation

by Random penis guy August 29, 2020

c.a.m.f.

To be a "Chill ass motherfucker," hence the c.a.m.f. Someone who would fall in line of this catagory is a listener of Sublime or a frequent beach dweller.

Dude, we were some c.a.m.f.'s just chilling at the beach.

by So cal chief March 5, 2004

C.S.M.F

Cock sucking mother fucker

Mike: dude Bob you're such a c.s.m.f

by hgfdss January 8, 2015

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

h.m.f.i.c

head mother fucker in charge... boss , forman,...

so whos the h.m.f.i.c around here any way

by saulyn March 14, 2009

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.c.o.m.f

Let me suck your dick until you cum on my face

I want you to L.M.S.Y.D.U.Y.C.O.M.F

by Allure July 27, 2020

C.A.M.F.

Acronym for Cock-Ass Mother Fucker- An annoying little bastard that no matter what they do they always mess up. Basically a scrub that you just want to punch in the face. Or they can only complete Frisbee throws on the curve.

"Dude, Brandon, your a C.A.M.F."

by TBK inc. January 7, 2012