Cops on Creeks

Cops that drive squad cars on creeks to catch stoners.

Me: I'm so stoned i cant even move
Friend: RUN ITS THE COPS ON CREEKS!

by stoner1106 October 6, 2008

Cops

Law enforcement officials; police officers.

The cops busted into my house today and searched everything, only to find that they had the wrong address.

by BlastMaster June 18, 2003

Cops and Robbers

The game is started at one spot. Then one group of up to 4 people get in a car and they are designated as the cops. The rest of the people have to run/walk/skip/crawl/do whatever it takes to get to the "safe spot"(this includes getting a ride with another group) without getting seen by the "cops"

bob-You wanna get some peeps and play cops and robbers

joe-Nah

bob-Why the hell not

joe-Last time I played I got caught by the real cops for reckless driving

by HCBlast March 16, 2009

small-town cops

n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.

Small-town cops are the biggest jerk-offs you'll ever want to meet...and they're all losers.

by sapd August 14, 2012

new york city cops

A group of people that 'aint too smart' - from the song by The Strokes.

"You guys are acting like new york city cops."
"Oh. Harsh."

by me February 1, 2005

Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011

COPS

One of the first reality tv shows that airs on fox saturday nights at 8pm.

Lets watch COPS tonight.

by Koko November 28, 2004