bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003

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barnacle

1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"

1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"

by D-Vo January 21, 2006

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ass barnacle

when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.

Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle

by sean mcguire October 24, 2005

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barnacle run

Taking your boat out to the local watering hole with your drinking buddies, under the guise of keeping you're vessel's bottom free of barnacle growth.

Honey, I can't let the boat sit for so long, Ray and I are gonna take it out for a barnacle run.

by 2jimmy7 August 27, 2017

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Barnacle

An individual (or individuals) whose presence is constant, annoying, unwanted and, most of all, seemingly impossible to free oneself from. The best way to avoid a Barnacle is by way of a "Barnacle Alert," typically administered by SMS or similar technological means. This serves to warn the recipient that a Barnacle is in the area and to steer clear. Barnacles are notorious for flouting the law, so overall it's best to steer clear of them.

"Oh, man, I can't believe you got stuck with the Barnacles last night!"

"Wow! You got Barnacled last night?"

"Can you believe the Barnacles turned up tonight?"

"Who did they Barnacle this time?!"

by Jackson King May 21, 2021

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