buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun

"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"

by Skoout February 8, 2017

Buttermilk

Buttery Milk, Milky Butter. Do not put in cereal.

I'm hungry for some Buttermilk.

by InvertedCrucifixion March 17, 2010

buttermilk stick

Penis

Hey! Don't point your buttermilk stick at me! I'm on my lunch break.

by zzzzxxxx April 24, 2010

Buttermilk Jones

Verb. To dominate others during a competition or execute masterfully in a solitary activity.

We were up 7-0 after the first inning, we gave them the full Buttermilk Jones.

I set a new personal record on that ascent, I Buttermilk Jonesed that climb.

by SGC in San Diego November 10, 2013

buttermilking

When you eat nothing but cheese for 24 hours and then somebody fucks you in the ass.

"I had a crazy weekend in Napa; nothing but chardonnay and buttermilking."

by SpezzzGhost April 14, 2020

buttermint

the phittest of the phitt, no thing and no one can beat a buttermint

i) hot shit he is a total buttermint
ii) fuck me she doesnt even know what a buttermint is
iii) if i was a gay man i would totally tap that buttermint

by fliss_pop October 23, 2007

buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.

After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!

by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017