Buttledge

an asshole and a jerk with a big ass. DOn't be a buttledge

The word Buttledge is used as an insult
"HE IS SUCH A BUTTLEDGE!"\
"YOU ACT LIKE A BUTTLEDGE"

by Buttledge June 11, 2018

Buttle Sambooder

Takin' a shit on your ex-girlfriend while having a three-way specio-sexual fisting with your neighbours kid's dog

Man, I met up with my ex while babysitting my neighbours kid. I started shitting on her and the dog walked in. We Buttle Sambooder all night long.

by Sergeant Poodler March 25, 2009

penis buttler

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis

rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"

by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014

push through my buttle

food -the concept of processing the food through the intestines, eventually pushing the remnant/s out the buttle (butt hole)

what gave birth to this statement, was being asked if i'd gotten any 'hay for my donkey' when i was an up and coming (rarely) 'workman' by older, (give a young guy a hard time) "rednecks"...

-finding myself hungry, i might realize i need something to push through my buttle!

ah smoked these muggles, now me need something to push through my buttle...

almost a shame to push that beluga through me buttle!

i say! by chance, would you join me in the ritual pre pushing of something through the buttle?

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

buttle

a butthole or anus; the "backdoor"

"Ever bang a bitch in her buttle?"

by R&B January 5, 2006

buttlering

buttler/fagg/gay

His hobby is buttlering
buttler!

by Tibi Zinc January 29, 2009

Buttlevate

The discreet, gentle lifting of one's butt off a chair in order to allow the expelling of gas.

During dinner John was so bloated that he had to discreetly buttlevate his butt off his chair to let out the gas in his stomach that was accumulating due to all the beans he was eating.

by annieoakley May 27, 2010