buttsex

1. the sexual act of inserting a penis into someones anus and repetedly thrusting.

2. a mexican wearing a teacup as a hat

1. me and megan were having buttsex last night since i forgot my jimi hat

2. YOU STUPID BUTTSEX WHERES MY NIGGER?

by niggasense May 1, 2005

buttisface

a guy with a very nice body and a hideous face

WOW! That guy has a nice body, buttisface is really hideous.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

by amy waters March 1, 2008

buttsex

preferring sex over something else.

... but sex is soooo much better

by steve-o June 6, 2003

buttsachary

I don't know what buttsachary is, but I sure wish I did.

Seriously, does anyone know what buttsachary is? I'm tired of not knowing!

by Abe Carroll November 29, 2006

Buttsex

Verb, Noun-To engage in anal intercourse.

I want to buttsex you, baby!!

by Darkstalker_1875 January 20, 2006

boo buttsex

When a girl allows you to stick it in her butt, but immediately says, it hurts too much, and makes you stop.

"Sarah let me put it in her butt last night, but she said it hurt too much and I had to stop. It wasn't butt sex, it was boo buttsex".

by WorstCaseCarnario October 30, 2011

Buttscratcher

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.

Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!

by Chris000 January 17, 2008