butchers hook

Cockney rhyming slang for look.

Lemme av' a butchers hook at that then John

by James Betts June 17, 2006

Butchers Danger Wank

The act of self pleasure where one (usually a butcher) takes a freshly sharpened knife and places it underneath his scrotum whilst masturbating. Knowing that any slip or excessive movements will cause severe damage adds to his depraved sense of excitement.

Mum warned me not to use her good steak knives if I was to have a cheeky Butchers Danger Wank.

by Han Ho April 28, 2009

butchers dog

To describe somethins as 'xyz as a butchers' means 'very xyz'. Orig. from the TV advert for Butchers dog food, with the catchphrase 'Is your dog as fit as a butchers dog?'. Hence, to describe a girl as fit as a butchers , or fit as a butchers dog means she is very fit.

Paris Hilton is fit as a butchers. (meaning she is very fit)

It's hot as a butchers. (meaning it is very hot)

by Dicko_ June 22, 2005

bitchress

a bitchy mistress.... Some hoe u got on da side that thinks she controls your damn life!

"She actin like my damn bitchress!"

by QT October 23, 2005

the bitchness

A way of saying that someone or something is both bitching and the business at the same time. Similar to the tits.

"I just got a blowjob while playing Battletoads on the NES. It was the bitchness."

"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."

"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."

by Stinger911 January 19, 2011

Buckness monster

The lochness monster got buck.
Used to express an extreme emotion.

Person one- "I crashed my car today"
Person two- "Ohh that sucks like the buckness monster.

by StinaC December 25, 2008

Bitchness

An attractive female, with a bad attitude.

A woman who goes out of her way to be a bitch, yet is still generally attractive to you.

Kelly is gorgeous, but I could never fuck her because she's always such a bitchness.

Hey! What's up Bitchness.

Miss Gliamas is so hot, it's a shame she's always such a bitchness.

When she stops being a bitchness I will consider her for a relationship.

by Nicsin December 28, 2008