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birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.
by VKX April 28, 2005
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herpe birthday

The very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, anally, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.
Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?

Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!
by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012
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Birth

A mistake that cannot be a undone
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Birthday

The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.
Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"
by Choopies December 14, 2010
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switched at birth

A popular ABC family TV show about two teenage girls who find out they were switched at birth when a nurse mixed up their name anklets.
Wow! Switched At Birth is such an amazing TV show!
by bambambeautyqueen July 15, 2014
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Bartholomew Douglas

Another term for weed or thc products
by Bartholomew Douglas November 6, 2022
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Birthday 9 Days

When ones birthday falls on a weekend it is a great time. However, it is much less fun when one's birthday is on a weekday. As a consolation, many people observe the tradition of birthday 9 days. Instead of one big party, you can celebrate your birthday in smaller parties starting the weekend before your birthday and ending at the end of the following weekend, making a total of 9 days.

There are two sects of people that define which days are weekend days. One group defines the weekend as Friday and Saturday, while another group defines the weekend as Saturday and Sunday. Usually people over the age of 30 fall into the latter group, since they are too old to go out and party on Friday night.
Mark: "Does birthday 9 days start this weekend?"
Derek: "Hell yea! 9 day bender here I come!"
by DerekfromMadison February 16, 2017
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