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turd burgler

A gay person, one who burgles turds from the rectum of his gay partner.
hahhaha......no, you = turd burgler, i win.
by Greg Campbell January 18, 2003
mugGet the turd burglermug.

cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank
Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico
by Jared April 14, 2005
mugGet the cum burglermug.

chode burgler

tyler is such a chode burgler!
by gary manilow November 2, 2007
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turd burgler

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.
Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.
by zneb December 28, 2005
mugGet the turd burglermug.

TURD BURGLER

Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.

also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”
Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!
by nahla April 28, 2007
mugGet the TURD BURGLERmug.

church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association
by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015
mugGet the church burglermug.

Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.
Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!
by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017
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