turd burgler

A gay person, one who burgles turds from the rectum of his gay partner.

hahhaha......no, you = turd burgler, i win.

by Greg Campbell January 18, 2003

cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank

Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico

by Jared April 14, 2005

chode burgler

one who burgles chodes

tyler is such a chode burgler!

by gary manilow November 2, 2007

turd burgler

one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.

Right after Damian finished his hot breakfast... he proceeded to his job as a turd burgler.

by zneb December 28, 2005

TURD BURGLER

Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.

also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”

Oh my God! The Turd Burgler broke into the cat litter box again….don’t let her lick your face!

by nahla April 28, 2007

church burgler

Someone low enough to steal from a church or likewise association

Antonio is a real church burgler

by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015

Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.

Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017