by Greg Campbell January 18, 2003
Get the turd burglermug. by Jared April 14, 2005
Get the cum burglermug. by gary manilow November 2, 2007
Get the chode burglermug. one who enjoys the art of stealing shit that does not come from their own ass. thus including human or animal shit.
by zneb December 28, 2005
Get the turd burglermug. Unfortunately...my dog when confronted with a used cat litter box.
also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”
also commonly referred to as “poo pirate” “poop eater” and “log licker”
by nahla April 28, 2007
Get the TURD BURGLERmug. 1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.
2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.
2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.
Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!
by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017
Get the Hand-Burglermug. by Thepuppeteer97 March 30, 2015
Get the church burglermug.