Buttering the Corn Cob

Male; to masturbate. See also Shining the Torpedo.

If I don't get any action on my date, I'll be buttering the corn cob later tonight.

by McFatty May 6, 2005

Benderino

A friendly gay neighbor...(like Ned Flanders)

My neighbor Shaun Stewart is a Benderino

by Benderino April 25, 2021

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.

Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.

by superbloke April 28, 2010

buggering about

to waste time doing something pointless, like "faffing about" on a Toyota Celica GT4 st205.

(also "to bugger about" )

- in this use, bugger has no connection to sodomy.

Where's Nathan?
Buggering about, polishing his motor again!
Tsk! What a faffer...

by pob1 August 24, 2006

buffering

A computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device

Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".

by KrrazyM July 29, 2005

bouldering

The act of one man bashing his testicles against the testicles of another man, sometimes for comedic purposes, but most often for sexual gratification.

Dude... I was totally bouldering with Jared last night and it was WAY hot, but now my ballbag is all bruised.

by zombieman May 17, 2018

Buttering

Buttering is self serving behaviour.. In order to get your own way.

Stop buttering me up.

No worries... I can butter him/her up anytime.

by soulmate June 30, 2004