bumhole

Bumhole is a verb used when describing the act of inserting one's penis, strap on or other phallic appendage or device into the anus of a willing recipient.

Chris: What did you get up to last night?
Mike: I decided to bumhole that drummer I've been seeing!
Chris: You bumholed her?
Mike: Yep! I bumholed her right in the arse.

by The Evil Evil Muppet December 28, 2015

bumhole surgery

An act where one is highley intoxicated (see "Don Piano") also may be known as a bumhole surgeon. Generaly when someone is involved in this act it is due to spending too much time at ours house.

Luigi, your mother is a bloody aardvark!

Fuck off Ben Hodson, you bloody bumhole surgeon.

Luigi: hmmm Bumhole Surgery

by mrskag February 5, 2008

Bumhole dog

A dog where its tail doesn't cover its bum hole and it always visible

Oh look a bumhole dog

by Wilhem the wonderous May 5, 2021

pj bumhole

when there's a rip in your pants and a random dude will handjob you deeply.

I was walking on the street and a man gave me a pj bumhole

by A High Monkay November 6, 2018

bummy bumhole

When your asshole grows arms and folds itself into a bird and flies away.

Dude last night I had a bummy bumhole

by clappedcheeks November 20, 2019

Kentucky Fried Bumhole

When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.

Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter

by Langdon Fertility Clinic October 10, 2020

Finger my bumhole

Inserting your finger inside an anus

I'm opening a 25k pack.
I'm gonna finger my bumhole!

by Patrick Douglas December 24, 2020