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when you stub your toe, or when you're playing Grand theft auto.
Franklin *crashes car* BITCHASS-BULLSHIT!!!
by toothpastecracker May 12, 2020
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Stupid bullshit

When using bullshit isn't enough and you need to expand your vocabulary a little bit
Guy: man that's some bullshit!

Teacher: I think some of us need to expand our vocabulary a little bit
Guy: man that's some stupid bullshit!
by Degen fox hours May 7, 2021
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Billy Bullshit

An individual who finds it impossible not to lie or fabricate a false story or experience at almost every opportunity they have to open their mouth. A person lacking something so substantial in their lives that they feel the compulsion to invent excitement and enrichment to fill their days in the form of total and utter bullshit.
"Have you seen Billy Bullshit recently?"
"Yeah, yesterday, the wanker told me he just bought a top of the range lexus for £75k but it had a fault so it had to go back to the manufacturers."
"How did he afford that on a Call centre wage?"
"He didn't, it's total bollocks, the bullshitting cunt."
by Ken Evans June 11, 2006
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Bullshit Mountain

a.k.a. Fox News, a right-wing propaganda network that gets fact-checked every night by Jon Stewart and his writers at The Daily Show. Broadcasters and pundits on this network tend to think that President Obama is a Socialist who does not care how much debt he unloads on the country while completely ignoring the fact that he inherited the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.
When Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and other pundits at Bullshit Mountain said Mitt Romney's comments disparaging 47 percent of Americans as lazy freeloaders, Jon Stewart reminded us that these people include veterans, the elderly, and the working poor.
by DEA302 December 1, 2013
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bullshido

Bullshido is a word used for martial arts that are taught incorrectly. Most often this refers to unverifiable credentials, bad training methods, and lying instructors intentional or otherwise. Bullshido can come in many any martial art, but is most prominent in the traditional martial arts.

bullshido.net is most often given recognition for this term's origin, but it should be noted that there were uses before its conception (though much more sparing).
You've been wrestling for two weeks, and you've never been in competition. What you're teaching us is bullshido!

That Frank could knock out his opponents with mind bullets was complete bullshido.

I'm not training at some bullshido McDojo that charges 130 dollar testing fees!
by symmetraid March 16, 2008
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bullshit

1) complete lies and made up shit
"Larry is the biggest load of bullshit" ((((this statement is bullshit because it is a complete lie))))
by how fetch September 24, 2012
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bullshit land

"I have a lama up my arse"
"Yeah, in Bullshit Land"
by Ed + Rich July 7, 2005
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