BUGGERTONGUE

When your tongue dents a turd during forplay.Solid stool is very noticeable where as loose stool may go unnoticed.

Boom,I hit something up there,and OMG I did a Buggertongue.It was like poke a play dough.

by Cadillac Crumb March 23, 2019

Buggerance Factor

Buggerance Factor: This is derived from the English slang buggerance meaning an annoyance, an untimely interruption or something else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. Its use became particularly prevalent in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforseen and unforseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities which became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project.

Malcolm's managed to wangle his way on to the next project!
That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.

by Croatalin December 25, 2013

Scum Bugger

One who lives in a caravan and enjoys the bumming.

Stephen: "Who is that old woman who lives on the hill?"

Emma: "It's that old scum bugger, Mary. She likes the bumming."

by moon_unit December 15, 2008

Playing stupid buggers

Somewhat similar to Playing silly buggers
Playing stupid buggers is however never used affectionately or humorously; it is generally used in one of two different ways:

1. To refer to someone deliberately doing something wrong that is likely to have ramifications.

2. To refer to someone doing something really stupid that is likely to not end well at all

ex1. I dont know what she is up to, but knowing how her mind works; she is most likely playing stupid buggers

ex2.
Bogan #1 - Why are you in the hospital Bogan?

Bogan #2 - I broke my left armpit, right earlobe, right funny bone and my left nipple.

Bogan #1 - How did you do that you twit?

Bogan #2 - Well its a funny story you see, I was walking around in you mums hot knickers when...

Bogan #1 - ...oi, ive warned you before smartarse; you talk about my mums hot knickers again and I will break your appendix for you!!!

Bogan #2 - Sorry!! dude you got to lay off of the red meat and cheeseburgers, dont get your mums hot knickers in a twist

Bogan #1 Thumps Bogan #2

Bogan #2 - Oww, my fuckin appendix, you nasty fudgin' barstool

Bogan #1 - I did warn you mungbean

Bogan #2 - fair enough i guess; to tell you the truth I jumped off of the roof on my rollerblades with a bowling ball

Bogan #1 - So you were playing stupid buggers then, thats all I needed to know, good luck getting that Darwin award, dont give up on the dream

Bogan #2 - You didnt let me finish!!, anyway, there I was minding my own business on my roof, with my rollerblades and bowling ball wearing your mums hot knickers when...

Bogan #1 - You stupid son of a bitch...

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Note: its not really censored I just thought writing down those Batman sounds of violence was rather gay

Note #2: There is nothing wrong with being gay, everyone has the Freedom and The right to make the choice of who they want to root. Regardless of your sexual orientation (Im with the Church of Cliff Richard at the moment personally) please have a good read of the Guide to relationships

Cool... 13 cross references!!
I wonder if Narcissism is defined here?

Sunday 02/11/2008

by Luke Warm December 23, 2008

Burgery

When you order a double patty at Hoodburger but should have ordered a single patty because you SUPRISINGLY didn't realise it would actually taste more meaty

I ordered a double cheeseburger. It had 2 meat patties. The meat to everything else ratio is too high. Who would have thought!?

Didn't like it, too burgery!!!!

by Steve Addis December 8, 2018

bugger me sideways

when youve been proved wrong or
when something unexpected happens

well "bugger me sideways" i didnt see that one coming

by flite November 24, 2003

Cummy Bugger

Some one who has been Jizzed on or has the remains of a male ejaculation on their face

" after last night my girlfriend was a reet cummy bugger"

"you cummy bugger"

by ZLM20 February 28, 2010