buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 8, 2003

burgering

To burger.. A savage mauling of a burger type sandwich often late at night and normally whilst intoxicated.

"man that was some serious burgering last night"

by Alec & Dan August 6, 2007

Bingering the witness

1. When an attorney asks a witness inane questions for far too long.

2. An ineffective cross examination.

"Bro, did you see the prosecution's cross?"
"Yeah man, they were totally Bingering the witness, why didn't the defense object!"

by JQ11112021 November 11, 2021

Bingering

Used in legal commentating to describe a prosecutor intentionally crossing Constitutional lines so as to cause a mistrial thus avoiding an acquittal.

He's bingering, he's trying to antagonize the judge so he will dismiss with prejudice.

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017

EveryDay I'm Buffering

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.

Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

by personqwerty123456789 June 13, 2012

buggernuts

like 'oh crap!'. its like when you swear when you do something wrong or hurt your sorry lil ass. i think it originates from that angry kid tv show. Ross Fowler says it a hella lot.

*walks into bear trap*
"BuGgErNuTs!"

by Master Dan J McCabe January 4, 2004