buffle smacker

A buffle smacker is a large shovel like thing that your parents hit your butt with.

If your bad your parents will hit you with a buffle smacker

by bobby 91 March 21, 2016

Buffle Cakes

When you shit and fart in someones ass during sex.

I'm going to buffle cakes that mans ass so hard tonight!

by cowboybootsatafuneral November 8, 2022

well-buffed

When one is not sober, but not intoxicated enough to be drunk.

He's well-buffed, he's had a few beers.

by R.D. Cal August 20, 2008

buffle

A clown/state-of-being induced by alcohol/drug intoxication in heroic doses. Buffle's manner of speaking is very similar to Pennywise the Dancing Clown's, although his shenanigans are less sinister.

Buffle has frustrated authorities for years as he can only appear when an individual is inebriated beyond normal human capacities and thus cannot fulfill any continuous disciplinary sentence.

The word has recently entered popular use as a verb, where the act of becoming buffled indicates a state of non-sobriety sufficient to invoke the clown's existence.

Buffle: "Oh yes, Georgie. They float. They all float."

by Buffle June 24, 2010

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

Buffed Off

Getting your dick sucked.

Niggas were gettin straight buffed off by dumb white bitches!

by Money Mikey January 13, 2008