buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

Buffer suffer

The grueling hours of buffering that pass as we try, in vain, to watch internet videos.

Excuse me neighbor, can you plz upgrade your internet package. My wang keeps going soft from all the buffer suffer that I'm getting on Spankwire from the shitty wifi I'm stealing off you.

by admiral milligan November 17, 2010

Buffer Boy

The man you use to divert your attention to avoid getting too smitten by the guy you really like.

Marie was crushing on Rob hard but, fortunately, she had quite a few buffer boys she had met on Snatch.com, as well as the mystery man she met at the market last night.

by Marie16 May 23, 2011

Buffer of Incompetence

The person that is worse at their job than you. The person that will be fired if there are layoffs.

Crap... Steven got let go; he was my buffer of incompetence. I'll have to step it up.

by benmo88 January 23, 2020

buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer

Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!

by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010

buffer race

the race between the playback line and the buffer bar on an internet video.

damn i cant hear a freekin thing this guys saying it keeps skipping because of the damn buffer race. the buffer bar is losing.

by Cory Nixon May 20, 2008

Buffer Zone

The empty urinal(s) between two guys using other urinals in a men's bathroom.

The bathroom was so crowded that I decided to use the stall instead of a urinal without a buffer zone.

by Liberty Jenkins September 5, 2005