slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

by brunette farts October 14, 2019

Brinetta

a very, independent, strong woman. would do anything for her kids

look at her, working 3 jobs
thats brinetta

by lala88888 June 12, 2011

Brunette Bombshell

A brunette bombshell is a very beautiful, sexy, out of the ordinary, exotic brunette. She has a natural glow and stands out wherever she goes. She steals the spotlight when she walks into a room.

This Latina I met at the party was outstanding, I mean she was a brunette bombshell. As soon as she walked in she lit up the whole room and all eyes were immediately on her. And her smile, her smile was mesmerizing.

by Kiara.Rielle June 29, 2022

sexy brunette

Maria Tara Ryabushkina

Example of sexy brunette: tinyurl.com/ywsmfpaw

by Bad C dev March 9, 2022

Jasper Brunette

Referring to an extremely sexy Texas housewife. Whom a pimp could possibly fall victim to the mistake of marrying once’s hoes.

“Worst mistake a pimp can make - marryin’ one uh his hoes.”
-Alabaster Jones

Yo... What you want for that Jasper Brunette?

by metroboomhauer June 14, 2022

brunette

A brunette is a girl with brown hair. That is all that a brunette is, they are not necessarily smarter or prettier than blondes or redheads neither are they necessarily less clever or pretty than girls with different coloured hair. It's just genes or coincidence and learning is what makes you smarter. No Duh!

Bob: I'm going out with a blonde
Bill: I'm going out with a redhead
Ben: I'm going out with a brunette
Bob: Haha blondes are prettier than brunettes
Bill: Sure they are
Ben: Whatever, blondes are stupid!
Bill: What the hell are you on about it makes no difference
Leela: What's going on here?
Ben: Blondes are stupid aren't they?
Leela: No, I'm blonde and top of all my classes
Bill: See...
Bob: Yeah but brunettes are prettier
Leela: No Have you not seen some brunettes compared to blondes/ redheads/ girls with black hair?

by leela June 5, 2007

brunette's revenge

The condition suffered by blonde women who don't age well, despite having been insufferably cute when young, and who despite surgery and chemistry look rough and worn beyond their years even at an early age. Enjoyed with a sense of satisfaction and pay-back by dark-haired women, particularly those of Mediterranean heritage (e.g., Sophia Loren) who only look better as they get older.

Nah, she's only 35. She used to be cute but she's got the worst case of brunette's revenge I've ever seen.

by Bob Az July 28, 2011