Brojob

Your boy has tragically gained repetive strain injuries in both of his wrists, give him a blowy. It ain’t gay if it’s between bros.
Brojob no problem

Oooh my wrists hurt. You have to help me

Hold tight my man, I got you my brother it’s brojob time ‘slurp’

by Benbo swaggings November 23, 2017

bonjo time

The time of bonjo. Also know as booty Larry.

Mitch Hutchinson has a bonjo time.

by Stitcha Booty January 17, 2014

Denver Broncos

The greatest team in the NFL with a loyal, passionate fan base. Being a Broncos fan means you never stop showing your support, no matter how much suffering or losses the team puts you through.

The Denver Broncos may never make the playoffs again, but I'm still Denver 'till I die.

God is a Broncos fan, why else are sunsets orange and blue?

by Ihatemakingnamesbro..... October 15, 2010

Bonjour Johnson

Former teammate of #1 12 year-old in the nation Demekquatre. Now has beef with him.

Guy: Yo bro I heard Bonjour Johnson and Demekquatre are no longer teammates.
Other Guy: Yeah, I heard they beefin' now.

by seditious libel April 30, 2023

Brojob

A handjob/blowjob that you perform for your Bro, Bro

Hey Bro you want a Brojob, your dad said it was good

by AllNamesAreTakenSoSad June 15, 2016

Charles Bronsoned

The act of getting owned hardcore. Very hardcore.

Dude: "I warned you!"
Charles Bronson shoots a grenade at Dude, blowing him up.

Bystander 1: "Dude, did you see that guy?"
Bystander 2: "No, what happened?"
Bystander 1: "Fuckin'...he got CHARLES BRONSONED!"

by H.G. Pennypacker May 20, 2008

Charlie Bronson's

A slang term derived from England's most famous prisoner's stage name "Charlie Bronson" used to describe extraordinary traps, a muscle group connecting the shoulder and neck, or a workout done to enlarge the traps. May be shorted to Bronson's for a more eloquent phonetic sound.

Noun: Did you see Brian Urlacher's Charlie Bronson's! he could really hurt someone with those!!
Verb: Dude, I dominated my Bronson's in the gym today.

by new york trash November 6, 2009