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Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.
That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad
by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011
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Blowmaster

Someone who is the determined master of giving bloweys.
You are the fucking blowmaster.
by nodaddynotthebelt April 19, 2010
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boogaster

noun (boo-gah-stir)
1. a life event during which a person unwittingly displays nasal drainage between the nose and upper lip.

2. slang for any faux pas, especially in a social situation.
1. Umm, sweetie, you're having a bit of a boogaster at the moment.
2. Did you hear that speech last night; talk about a boogaster!
by entropicallyinclined March 21, 2016
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Bowmasters disorder

When you play bowmasters too much and your addicted to bowmasters and you want to shit every time you play and you can’t stop
I’m shitting and playing bowmasters

You have Bowmasters Disorder
by Little_dick_nigga February 12, 2019
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Bromander

A bromander is what you call your slimey brother who reminds you of a salamander. Therefore creating a BRO-MANDER :)
"Yo bromander wassup wanna go get some wasabi?"
by anonymous February 9, 2022
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Boaster named Bean

A small child who often boasts about his physical and mental prowess.
Mom was mad because Manny was acting like a Boaster named Bean.
by GuphrameDingnastyBean June 25, 2022
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Cocky Name Boaster

A moron that thinks they're very special by defining their own name on Urban Dictionary with a definition to describe how awesome they think they are.
All these Cocky Name Boasters on Urban Dictionary spamming up this website.
by GorillaMike713 June 17, 2017
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