Brolley

Umbrella, British slang.

One: Look mate, bloody hell it's raining.
Two: Well mate, there's always the brolley.
One: Brilliant.

by pentapus November 19, 2011

the dogs bollocks

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

by minge monkey April 23, 2003

Dog's Bollocks

In UK slang terms the "dog's bollocks" means the best. It comes from the habit of male dog's licking their testicles (bollocks) and that they must taste good as they spend so much time in this activity.

The concert last night was the dog's bollocks.

by Robert Kingsley October 4, 2005

No bollocks

No messing around, no excuses, no deception.

I'll have this assignment ready for you by Tuesday. No bollocks.

by duosayso August 22, 2011

stark bollock naked

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

Top Bollocks

Used as another name for a females breasts

"she has lovly top bollocks"

by Xod August 28, 2005

Bollix

Word used primarily in Ireland. Has various meanings from derogatory term for a person to feeling tired or lethargic and also for something being broken.

"He's a stupid bollix".
"I went to the gym after work today and I'm bollixed".
"Someone drove over my bike last week and the front wheel is bollixed".

by Ramirez Shabadoo May 12, 2010