Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.
by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016
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You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)
You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)
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An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.
Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"
Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."
Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."
Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."
Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."
by ontoptheworld May 29, 2009
Get the Brocery Store mug.The stage that comes after a bromance. Brofriends are exceptionally close, often closer than brothers, and regularly chose each other over their girlfriends/boyfriends because they are so important to one another. Although brofriendships can occur between a male and a female and between two females, it is most common between two males.
To reach an epic level of brofriendship, the two parties must raise a child together (usually only happens when the parent is a single parent).
Brofriends are not afraid to show their closeness, which often results in them being mistaken for romantic partners. However, this relationship is fully platonic, though there are a number of epic 'brohugs' involved.
Brofriendship is a beautiful thing, and should be celebrated in society.
To reach an epic level of brofriendship, the two parties must raise a child together (usually only happens when the parent is a single parent).
Brofriends are not afraid to show their closeness, which often results in them being mistaken for romantic partners. However, this relationship is fully platonic, though there are a number of epic 'brohugs' involved.
Brofriendship is a beautiful thing, and should be celebrated in society.
Person 1: "So I heard James and Levi disappeared last night and slept in the same room. Are they together or something?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just brofriends..."
Person 2: "Nah, they're just brofriends..."
by Vickigail November 7, 2012
Get the Brofriend mug.Brokers Reserve is an American Blended Whiskey that is 40% alc/vol. It cost between 6 and 7 dollars for a 5th. People generally buy it when they are broke or are cheap. People call it broke-ass for short.
Dude #1 "Ahh..Man your drinking broke-ass brokers?"
Dude #2 "Yeah I only had 7 dollars in my bank account."
Dude #2 "Yeah I only had 7 dollars in my bank account."
by Brynden May 16, 2006
Get the Brokers mug.Play on the word poser, describes a girl who tries way too hard to appear bro-like with the hope of impressing guys. A broser can be found at the beer pong table, wearing some guy's snapback, shotgunning beers, & taking many pictures captioned "my boys".
*Girl walks into a party wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat, yelling about how long she can do a keg stand, and trying to join an all guys game of flip cup*
"Step off, you're such a broser"
"Step off, you're such a broser"
by jadjey November 9, 2012
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-noun
1. male compatriot.
2. male friend of great importance.
3. male partner in a non-homosexual fellowship
-noun
1. male compatriot.
2. male friend of great importance.
3. male partner in a non-homosexual fellowship
by stinketh January 18, 2009
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