brocum

Semen of a guy in a bromance who crosses the line and jerks off in front of the other guy

We were just watchin the Jets, chillin. Then my boy starts playing with himself--and as Mark Sanchez spirals the pigskin--dude pulls his skin back and shoots! I wanted to see the game on his bigscreen, not my bud's boner and brocum. This bromance is over!

by Wyeth October 2, 2009

Brousin

Brousin is your male cousin that their parents adopted you.

Stranger: Who’s that?
You: That’s my Brousin.

by Sakurakage February 9, 2021

Brocision

To reach a decision amongst the bros. Usually achieved through mutual brosent (consent amongst bros), or through lack of concern of what shall go down as long as the bros are present.

Lets reach a brocision in light of our dilemma. Joel is 21 but doesnt have ID so we have to leave northside, what shall we do next? Lets hit the bowling alley/most happening spot in Martinsville, next to walmart and cousin fornication. Glad we could come to a brocision guys this place is the tits/boss/bomb.com. Low four! Turn up the country tunes while I trip on this Klonopin!

by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011

brocks2004

person of great wisdom and knowledge, pawns all

whats 4 plus 8? i donno go ask the brocks2004

by brock boudreau January 25, 2005

brocksmith

a skinny guy who loves the cubs and little wayne. He has been a blackhawks fan for a really long time. He gets violent when angry. He likes HD a lot. He has a big problem with people taking shits in school. He hates the NBA because they play music. He doesn't play sports; he's not an athlete. Loves the new season of the office.Has stunning 20 40 vision. Don't pop his balloon. He's a hell of a guy.

Brad Pitt is a heck of a brocksmith. What an athlete.

by Guack in my tock January 9, 2009

brocasting

the practice of inserting obscure pop-culture references or quotes (sans footnotes) in casual conversation in order to (implicitly) connect with those who understand that reference.

(M is about to leave a party, saying goodbye to P)
M: See you guys. Thanks for all the fish.
(referencing Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - M is brocasting in a subtle manner)

P: So long, and thanks for all the fish.

(P is thereby completing the quote, thus indicating that he is also familiar with the reference. P has successfully received the brocast)

by 3-309 November 10, 2012

Brocest

When one "bro" (typically a frat boy) engages in a sexual act with another "bro", regardless of whether or not the two "bros" are actual biological relation.

Potentially the consensual form of brorape.

Todd: Hey bro, me and Chad banged last night.
Brad: That's brocest, bro.

by fazer1 January 27, 2011