Broccoli

A nick name food weed/marijuana.

"I told the doctor I'm a healthy kid, I smoke broccoli."

by iyana m. January 5, 2017

beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.

Northern Lights mixed with Chocolate Thai.

by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004

broccoli journalism

Newspapers & other media insistently & usually patronizingly telling us things we already know or can work out for ourselves on the basis this information is "good for us"

Mary snorted in disgust at the newspaper article on the correlation between smoking & lung cancer, drinking & cirrhosis of the liver & excess calorie consumption & weight gain. She hated this kind of broccoli journalism.

Mary decided this was a good time to have a cigarette, a chocolate bar & a glass of wine.

by aspwitch May 6, 2010

broccoli face

The disgusted look one gives when presented with something detestable. Similar to the face a child gives when asked to eat broccoli.

I pulled out and gave her a facial, she just made a broccoli face and ran to the bathroom.

by wh33 February 26, 2012

broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.

“My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”

by BroJules December 11, 2021

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

daniel broccoli

She is bhad bhabie most people call her Daniel Broccoli because of her last name.

Daniel Broccoli is a little peace of white trash.

by Molly HubCity February 18, 2018