Bristol 

Bristol is a smart funny and loving person she is always there for the people she loves and even if she doesn’t know them she still is there for them Bristol usually gets used and has terrible friends but there is always going to be a friend that cares for her no matter what and her name is Ava she is going to comfort her through her ups and downs Bristol also gets sick a lot but she has her bsf Ava to save and comfort her

Ava- I love my Bristol

Bristol- I love my Ava

Bristol by aba_fartcia101 November 21, 2023

Bristol 

The name Bristol belongs to a judgy bratty girl who most likely talks crap about everyone around her and doesn’t realize they are doing the same they tend to be very spoiled and get mad if they don’t get what they want, they’re very annoying as well.

I’m so mad at Bristol

Why?
She’s so annoying and is talking bad about me.

Bristol by Agelina8888 March 27, 2025

bristol pusher 

An imfamous serial killer, targeting Bristol (UK). Their method involves pushing drunken men and women into canals, and watching them drown.

Several people have claimed to know who the killer is on Twitch and YouTube.

The Bristol Pusher has struck again. Duncan Jones found dead beneath his flat, after traveling home with a sinister, slender man in polo-neck and glasses.

bristol pusher by petrolhead2000 January 4, 2019

Bristol Rainbow 

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.

Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

Bristol Rainbow by Mister Soft Moustache January 22, 2011

bristol plymouth 

90% populated by white boys who wish they were in gangs and twig girls who think theyve got asses. 50% populated by "bisexuals" who go call others faggots and cunt lesbos. Every shop is a different stereotype and theres no such thing as a real friend. Everyone is a snake.

Oh you go to bristol plymouth? Are you in the gay shop or the weed shop?

bristol plymouth by selfoshockfactor July 25, 2017

Bristol Fashion 

Originally a nautical term, Bristol Fashion means "conforming to the highest standards of seamanship." A boat that is maintained in absolutely perfect condition can be described as "shipshape & Bristol Fashion."

The term is frequently applied outside the boating world, however. A cooler stocked with ice cold beers, an old truck that's been tuned to run just right, a steak cooked perfectly, or an immaculate lawn could all be described as being in Bristol Fashion.

"Have you seen Old Man Nelson's lawn? That guy keeps his yard in Bristol Fashion."

Bristol Fashion by KBLI September 11, 2009

bristol stool chart 

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

bristol stool chart by castanza January 2, 2009