A widely discredited theory that the universe was created by the bohemian artist Briggsy buggering God.
'I firmly believe that Briggsy's latest chalk masterpiece, "Rubber Glove and Telephone in Kenny Everett's Wok" is his finest work since he created the world with his tiny, diseased phallus.'
'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.
'Ah, Melvin, I'm pleased to hear you subscribe to the Briggs bang theory. Although if Briggsy had used pastels instead of chalk it would've pushed the Creation into a poor second.
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I never knew they were doing a briggsy & burrell, but low and behold there they were streaking in the congo
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Keep away from Briggsy's local gay bar or you'll end up with a cameo in the sequel to Briggsback Mountain.
by Gordy Frigmahole September 19, 2006
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Trannie 1: I never knew what "stretched" meant until last night.
Trannie 2: So you got a Briggsy Bonus then?
Trannie 1: Yeah, by Briggsy himself.
Trannie 2: So you got a Briggsy Bonus then?
Trannie 1: Yeah, by Briggsy himself.
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It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.
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Why has that little artist grown a Briggsy Beard?
I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.
I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.
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