briggos 

Someone who wees on kitchen floor whilst sleeping

Ah man i done a briggos last night - my girlfriend werent impressed.

briggos by sticky S September 20, 2008

briggos 

To urinate whilst sleeping

I did a briggos in the my girlfriends kitchen last night

briggos by rudy st. brewster the third September 28, 2006

Briggs Issue 

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.

Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.

Briggs Issue by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

Briggsy Back Chat 

Briggsy small talk whilst the said being is engaged in a 'reach-around' with a homosexual partner.

Quit the briggsy back chat and satisfy my oak branch whilst nestling my acorns

Briggsy Back Chat by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Grand Theft Briggsy 

Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.

Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.

Grand Theft Briggsy by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer 

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006

Briggsyccino 

A hot beverage, popular in art circles, comprising scrounged coffee, cadged milk and stolen sugar. Invented by and named after Briggsy, the famous art dwarf who boasted that he'd never paid for a coffee in his life.

What's that you're drinking you vile little shit?

Its a Briggsyccino.

Briggsyccino by Des Lynam's Love-Gland October 11, 2006