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Breading

To go into any store with self checkout, taking any bakery item and gathering any other items in the store you may want. This is then followed up with going to the self checkout and choosing the bakery item, placing everything on the weights simultaneously. If this is successful , proceed with the checkout and enjoy how much money you saved.

(Disclaimer: This is not stealing, it is Breading.)
Yo Pablo! Are you breading?
by Anonymous Breader November 18, 2019
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breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!
1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.
by urbankhaos May 9, 2003
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Breeding Club

A nightclub strictly for heterosexuals.
Gage: Hi Janey, wanna go clubbing tonight?

Janey: Ok, but you're gay and I don't want to go to Feathers in the Village.

Gage: No problem, we'll go to a breeding club.
by Cool Daddy T April 11, 2011
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zebra breeding party

When White Male Bulls breed black women at an orgy specifically designed as a breeding party
John went to his first zebra breeding party knowing he was going to be filling many lucky black women with his potent sperm so they could finally get pregnant. His history of 12 successful breeding sin the past 6 months made him an instant invite.
by Xal69 July 4, 2018
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You're breeding a scab on your ass

Doing somthing that is likely to result in getting your butt wipped with a stick or belt to the point of developing blisters.
You know little Johnny, you're breeding a scab on your ass by not get your home work done.
by Kenneth Hamby February 23, 2009
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Grumpy Brewing

Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.

"I have a mean grumpy brewing"
by bobbyDbo October 10, 2009
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goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.
Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?
by Spartae July 27, 2013
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