Braintext

v. Sending a message without communication through ordinary channels.

n. A communication sent or received without actually calling, talking, writing, emailing or texting.

"Hello? That's so funny... I was literally just calling you... I must have sent you a braintext!"

by Ziggy_Susan March 29, 2009

sloppy brainfreeze

during sex you shove your dick deep into one of her nostrils and bust your fat load down her nose then kick her tits and run of

person 1: my mom took away my xbox so i gave her the sloppy brainfreeze and got the fuck out

person 2: what the fuck is wrong with you?

by it is me again November 3, 2020

Brainilessness

A lack of presence of mind; a state of mind where a person’s marbles can be heard rattling around in his head just before he mislays them; a point in a person’s thinking where mindfulness does not naturally occur.

I can see by your present demeanour that, at the present time, you are in a state of brainilessness, whereby your mind has gone for a walk on the wild side without your knowledge or the consent of your intellect.

by Zamboozee December 11, 2011

brainless

Joao

Joao is brainless because he’s doesn’t have a brain

by eimaikoukla September 22, 2018

Brainless ninny

What dear dumb diary said

YOUR A BRAINLESS NINNY BTW.

by Dumbviper March 12, 2019

brainless_bee

brainless_bee is one of my funniest mutuals🫶🫶🫶

brainless_bee is a very funny tiktok creator

by gettindiggywithit April 27, 2022

brainless gay

A guy who is literally gay to the point where they would say “I wish I was gay I hate girls”

“That dude is such a brainless gay. Why does he hate girls?”
“What type of person is hates girls so much that they would want to be gay? A brainless gay.”

by Blitz1197 May 21, 2023