Bafflegated

To be really, really confused and stressed about it.

"Argh! I can't figure out this stupid problem!", "HAHA! You are bafflegated."

by Adam A. April 21, 2006

Baffle bomb

Where an idea or theory is introduced into a group, and no one in the group has an idea what is going on. Everyone is therefore baffled. This can be done intentionally or not.

I just dropped a massive baffle bomb on those guys, they had no idea what was going on.

by II Contrast II December 2, 2010

bafflechops

Bafflechops is a chopsy chap who talks rubbish and baffles everyone including themselves. Can usually be found working in a mobile phone store.

Hey there are you interested in a phone. Yes what is 4G? Well it's one better then 3G. What is 3g? Er it's one better than 2g . 5g will be here tomorrow 2 high is betterer. Do you not what to not get insurance not?

Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops

by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

BAFFLE-BATHWATER

Used when describing either, a situation or circumstance, which may be either good, bad, or anything in between; Yet, is typically referring to an Unfortunate event, which causes someone to immediately become “Fully Triggered”.

•And is oftentimes then followed by yelling the word “YEET”!

(Gets killed by a camper while playing Fortnite)
“BAFFLE-BATHWATER”

BAFFLE-BATHWATER

by BobbyAIR88 February 1, 2019

baffles

Sockie Norris's food truck.
Baffles is a mix between breakfast and waffles

Sockies food truck "Baffles" is becoming viral across the internet

by Norris nuts fan July 9, 2021

braffer

A generally disliked effeminate male with absolutely no substance. Name derived from actor Zach Braff.

"I had a conversation with that braffer with the nail polish. It's like talking to a rock."

by P.J. Jones June 11, 2007

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009