Generic Boyfriend

The scourge of all other men. These are usually guys who have that designer stubble and floppy haircut. For whatever reason, these guys always seem to have beaten you to the girl you're after by about 3 years. Since a lot of these guys are based on the same template, the term Generic Boyfriend is most suitable.

See also Metrosexual and Brad Pitt

"Hey, that girl's cute."
"Forget it, man. She's got one of those Generic Boyfriends."
"Not again!"

by Snake April 14, 2005

Wife’s Boyfriend

A man that is allowed to fuck some dude’s wife for the sake of cuckholding.

“I just had a vasectomy yesterday and when I woke up, my wife’s boyfriend surprised me with this!”

by Weegee420 December 15, 2019

Indoor boyfriend

A beautiful song made by a man named Kurtis Conner. It is truely a work of art and you should listen to it. indoor Boyfriend is like having indoor shoes and outdoor shoes. Your indoor boyfriend is your indoor shoes and you're outdoor boyfriend (yes they exist) is like your outdoor shoes (because everyone lives in Canada)

Kurtis Conner: I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend anymore what can I say

by Annoyinybitch November 22, 2021

vsco boyfriend

A vsco boyfriend is the sweetest, most thoughtful guy you can have. He's the type of guy who will give you his hoodie in exchange for your scrunchies. He will stay up all night talking to you, and always send you good night/good morning texts when he's not with you. He will hold your hand in public and kiss you in front of your friends. He will screenshot your snaps just because he thinks they're cute. He is the ideal type of guy.

Emma: I love that hoodie you're wearing. Where'd you get it?
Hannah: Thomas gave it to me in return for my scrunchie.
Emma: OMG, that's something that only a vsco boyfriend would do

by fpuppy5135 January 6, 2019

boyfriend penis

a penis of respectable but not extraordinary size, and therefore a penis that a partner would want inside one's genitals on a regular basis and with varying intensity

"Don't worry, baby, you got a boyfriend penis. It means I'll let you do more with it."

by DongSwanson February 18, 2015

boyfriend.xml

Friday night funkin

boyfriend.xml you are fucking my daughter

by ewjmjajcdskvs March 2, 2021

Future Boyfriend

the guy whom you so desire to become your boyfriend, but isn't yet committed to you.

I need to call my future boyfriend to see if we could meet for dinner this week.

my future boyfriend took his neice to a baseball game today.

my future boyfriend just sent me a text!

by angiekalamazoo April 26, 2011