botsphobic

dislike of or prejudice against bots community

hi,I'm bot7856
eww,I'm botsphobic and proud

by bot7856 February 7, 2021

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

botax

Etymology: American English, parodies botox-, {T} a substance which is injected into the skin of the face in order to make the skin look smooth and young, +tax- a levy on the net income of an individual or a business.

1: the process of checking ones itemized deductions before year end to ensure that any extra taxes owed can be artificially infused from your penultimate paycheck.

I was going to owe the IRS some money last year - so in late November I gave it the botax.

by Maxx Lobo February 15, 2005

remedial botard

stupid and beyond retarded.

aaron and sarah and rosa are remedial botards because they are very stupid hence remedial and cannot pass regular classes. thus remedial botard

by yahairalizmonica December 14, 2006

Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

Bonaparte was never blown apart.

by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

Botany Bay Steamer

The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.

The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.

by Yobboford June 12, 2010

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010