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PET Bottler

(noun) Someone who is such an avid gamer, particularly in network games or MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games) - such a typical game might be "World of Warcraft".

The term specifically refers to the act of such a gamer keeping a PET Bottle within arm's reach of his gaming computer for use to relieve himself (although it is possible that this game might be a female, the limitations of anatomy might make the matter much more complicated for her than simply running to the bathroom).

Such a person is often a very accomplished gamer, having spent thousands of hours grinding levels to get only the best equipment in his electronic, virtual universe.

However, most people who have jobs and other normal, day-to-day responsibilities will look upon the PET Bottler as a game addict at best, and a complete loser at worst.
Mike is such a PET Bottler - he spent all of last weekend leveling and then camping The UberBunny of Doom to get the Carrot of Un-Ending Game Subscription Fees.
by HeatDeath March 6, 2010
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fart bottler

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.
i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.
by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017
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butt bottler

Another term for anal sex. Bottling ones anus with your dick.
Jack is a Butt Bottler. He only dates transsexuals
by Passa January 4, 2018
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The bottlerocket

While fornicating, with the male member inserted into the female vagina, the male utilizes a stun gun at the female's anus, causing her to shoot off his dick like a bottlerocket.
Rick is fucking Becky and is gonna attempt the bottlerocket by tapping the brown eye with a stun gun while she's riding reverse cowgirl.
by Bobthebottlerocketer July 21, 2021
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Batty bottler

A batty bottler is a pussy keyboard warrior that loves to cheapshot strangers and act like they can fight. They normal go around saying that they will scran batty but they don’t actually ever do it cause they are too pussy (normally an arsenal fan)
A batty bottler example is : Luke- Jack get ur Batty out and I’ll scran it . Jack - ok * gets sexy batty out*. *luke runs away cause he’s a pussy .
by Batty bottler May 2, 2023
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